| Tennis Tryouts | |
|---|---|
| Air date | 2012 |
| Written by | Steffanyane |
| Other episodes by the author | |
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Plot[]
Pink called Blue for a tennis tryout that ends up as a battle between Pink and Jesse in a tennis and video game tournament.
Transcript[]
Pink calls Blue
Pink: Hey Blue.
Blue: Hey
Pink: Can you go to a tennis tournament with me?
Blue: Umm... Okay (thinking: Damn I wanted to play games today)
Pink: Well, I guess I'll see you later.
Blue: Okay
Pink: And one more thing. Bring that Jesse girl with you.
Blue: Why?
Pink: Just bring her. Okay?
Blue: Okay
Call ends
Time lapse to a tennis court with Blue and Jesse arriving
Jesse: Ugh! Remind me again why I came to this shitty game. I was going to get the new game!
Blue: I have no idea. Pink told me to bring you here.
Jesse: Well at least I can see you again...
Blue: What?
Jesse: Nothing!
Blue sees Pink arriving
Blue: Maybe you should go to one of those seats.
Jesse: Whatever!
Jesse starts playing a game on her PSP
Pink: So, wanna start?
Blue: Yeah. But why bring Jesse?
Blue and Pink starts playing and Red arrives
Red: (to Jesse) Sup bitch!
Jesse: Hey...
Red: What are they doing?
Jesse: Playing tennis. What do you think is it?
Red: Hey, what's that?
Jesse: Modern Flame War 3
Red: How did you get it to your PSP?
Jesse: Hacked it
Red: Nice
back to game
Pink: Why do you keep missing?
Blue: I never played this before.
Pink: Okay. Well you go rest first. I'm gonna play with Jesse.
Jesse and Blue: What?!
Pink: Yes. (to Jesse) I challenge you to a duel.
Jesse: (but isn't that like a battle? Anyway) Okay. I'll do it
Jesse and Pink starts playing. Pink is winning 40-30
Pink: Not bad. But i'm still winning
In the end, Pink still won in a close match
Jesse: Oh well. Close enough. What about I challenge you to a video game battle!
Blue: Um... Maybe we should go.
Pink: (to Blue) No, wait. (to Jesse) I accept your challenge. When you win, you can spend one day with him. But if I win, You will never see him again.
Blue: But she's my friend.
Pink: I guess not anymore!
Red: Dude, that is one crazy bitch
Blue looks at Red obviously annoyed
time lapse to Jesse's house
Jesse: You get that one (points to an old controller)
Pink: Don't worry, I got my own
brings out controller
Red and Blue: What the fuck?
Jesse: Surprise surprise.
Jesse and Pink starts playing and Jesse shot Pink
Jesse: Boom headshot!
game ends with Jesse as top 1
Pink: Ugh! (storms out of the house)
Jesse: That went too far...
Blue: About that "have one day with me" what does she mean?
Jesse: Oh, that was nothing. Just to spend a day with you
Red: Jesse has a crush on Blue!
Jesse threatens Red by pulling out a pistol.
Red: Bring it on, bitch!
Jesse pulls the trigger but before the bullet hits Red,
-Episode Ends-