| Killers & Little Girls | |
|---|---|
 You got Blooded by a Girl! | |
| Air date | 2-6-2013 |
| Written by | YoshiRocker13 and Fluffydragonpuppy |
| Other episodes by the author | |
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Rapper meets Emily with Blue. And it looks like Rapper could be one of those killers that may like her.
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(begins with Rapper walking down the street with blood on his sword)
Rapper: Alright! Just 1,000 more kills and I'll be the best killer ever! Well as well as Wolf!
(shows Emily listening to One Erection on her iPod walking with Blue)
Emily: (singing) That's what makes you beautiful... (notices Rapper and takes one earphone out) Hey Blue, who's the orange guy?
Blue: Oh hey Rapper.
Rapper: Sup blue nerd and who is this little girl you talking to?
Blue: This is my friend Emily.
Emily: Rapper? Interesting name. Can I touch your sword Rapper?
Rapper: (pulls out sword with blood on it) Go ahead.
(she touches it and rubs some blood on Blue while laughing)
Blue: (disgusted) Emily! Gross!
Rapper: Ha! You just got blooded by a girl!
Emily: (takes earbuds out and gives iPod to Blue) So you're trying to be a better killer than Wolf?
Rapper: (rolls eyes) No! I'm just saying soon we'll have the same skill of killing! Besides No one can kill better than Wolf.
Emily: Wolf is mean sometimes.
Rapper: (sighs) Tell me about it.
Emily: Hey Rapper, do you think I'm cute?
Rapper: (rubs Emily's head) Cutest and coolest little girl I ever met.
(Emily makes puppy eyes at him)
Rapper: Or maybe too cute.
Blue: But sometimes she can be a bit annoying.
Emily: Shut up Blue!
Broseph: (walks in) Sup bros?
Emily: Broseph!! Hey sweetie-pie. (snuggles against him and kisses him)
Broseph: (hugs Emily) Hey there bacon.
Rapper: Bacon?
Blue: That means he likes her.
Emily: Aww, he called me "bacon!" (squeals and faints)
Rapper: Uhh Emily?
(Emily wakes up and gets up)
Emily: I bet he called me bacon because I'm smoking hot.
Rapper: I can't believe she's in love with this douchebag.
Blue: She's not the ONLY one.
Emily: Oh Blue, please don't bring up Wednes-gay. I'll throw up.
Blue: Alright alright! Well I gotta head home. Red's probably going to freak out if I don't show up to play Flame War. (walks off)
Rapper: Later blue nerd!
Emily: Bye Rapper! (follows Blue)
Rapper: Later Emily! And now that she's gone! (shoots Broseph in the head) I can do that!
-Episode Ends-