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Public Enemy Color Red
My Little Multiple Personalities
Gold gets a virus from aliens, now, Blue, Red, Silver, Gold and Emily must now travel to Al-bu-quer-que for the cure before it's too late.
(The episode starts with Emily buying One Direction stuff off the internet in their house)
(door bell rings)
Emily: (calls out) I'll get it!
(opens the door to reveal Silver with Gold laughing maniacally while in a straitjacket)
Silver: Quick! Fetch Blue and Red! It's important!
Emily: That's what she said.
Emily: Nothing. (shouts) RED! BLUE! The Asshole you mentioned to me's here!
Silver: I'm not a-
(Blue walks in while Red hovers above)
Red: I don't wanna be recruited. So fuck off.
Blue: Yeah, that's what he said... Okayyyy... Why did I just say that?...
Silver: This isn't about the recruitment, or anything about FAGS. It's about Gold, well ya seeeeee...
(Starts with Silver walking on the street)
Silver: Gold? Bro? Where are you? (hears struggling from a dark alleyway) Gold?
(it reveals to be a rapist molesting a hooker)
Silver: Oh… (hears noises in another alleyway) Hello? You in there Gold?
Raccoon: (in the dark alleyway having a Japanese breakfast) Whhhhhottttt?
Silver: Oh nothing Racoon, hey, you seen Gold anywhere?
Racoon: Yes, he's in that trash can fighting that face-hugger.
(Silver runs to the trash bag and opens it, he snatches the tree-hugger out of Gold's face and the creature is flung into the air, until it lands on Broseph)
Silver: Gold, you okay?
Gold: (punches Silver in the face)
(Silver hold the bruise)
Gold: BWAAAAAAAAA!!!! DICKS! (suddenly pukes silvery-blue vomit on Silver)
(two holograms appear out of the puke)
Alien: Hello, my name is Eulb, and this is Der, the only thing that can cure your friend is an antidote on our planet, Al-bu-quer-que, in our cyber-cubicle. Here is our address.
(comes up with weird words)
Der: One last word. The only people that can help you get there is Blue and Red, some Earth-Sticks you may have heard. Goodbye. By the way, the antidote wears out in 5 hours, 45 minutes, three seconds and 88 milli-seconds.
(screen closes and the flashback fades)
Silver: And that's what happened.
Red: HELL YEAH I'M GOING! WE'RE GOING TO (in an echo-manly voice) OUTER SPACE.
Emily: Can I come? Please please please please?
Blue: Sorry Emily, it's too dangerous… (turns to Silver) Hmmm, outer space… not too bad, I've always wanted to go there. But one problem… Where will we get a spaceship?
(screen switches to the interior of a spaceship in space)
Blue: Oh my god...
Red: THAT. WAS. AWESOME!!!! WE WERE ALL LIKE BOOM, BANG, CRASH AND CRAP LIKE THAT!
Silver: And that's what Area 51 is like, oh by the way Red, we didn't have to infiltrate and blow their security systems… I had a pass…
Gold: BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH. (pukes again)
Eulb: So… You have them, you have 5 minutes to get there… If you can, but come anyways…
Red: Boy, I can't wait to fuck with them again.
Silver: OH SHIT! HOW ARE WE MEANT TO GET THERE ON TIME? OH GOD.
Red: Simple… HYPERSPACE DRIVE ACTIVATE! (presses button in the spaceship, the crew flyback into the walls while their eyelids and mouths are flapping)
Gold: BLUBLUBLU DONUTS!
(spaceship suddenly stops at Al-bu-quer-que, Silver clumsily enters the address of the house and they fly there and get off)
Blue: (walking around hazily) Thank god it's over.
(Der and Eulb walk up to them, they are holding alien machine guns)
Der: This is our revenge. (tonelessly) Ha ha ha ha ha. (both about to fire)
(suddenly the spaceship opens again and Emily gets out with a pair of sunglasses on and a rocket launcher)
Emily: Asta la vista baby. (fires)
(the giant bullet hits the aliens both and they explode, guts and stuff fly out, the antidote rolls over to Gold… Who smashes it)
Gold: HULK SMASH HULK SMASH BLEAHHHHH.
Silver: (sighs and turns back to the spaceship) Well… Guess it won't be bad working with him, and meeting him at family reunions…
Red: (pats Emily on the head) You did great kid, you did great. So, do you think ya killed them?
Emily: Terminated. (goes back spaceship) I'll be back.
(everybody stares in utter silence)
Emily: Nah I'm just fuckin' with you, I'm normal. (in Terminator voice) Or am I?