|Fucked in the Past|
|Written by||YoshiRocker13, Alpha-Lonewolf|
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Life at Wolf's
Our favourite idiots are about to mess up the past. Especially if one of them happens to be Fifi
(Red & Rapper are inside a bar both drinking beer and being bored)
Rapper: Fuck, I'm so bored.
Red: this time sucks let's go somewhere else
Steve: (walks inside) Well I might as well get some beer before I bring these cookies to-
Fifi: (Tackle Steve for the cookies) COOKIES!!!
Steve: Augh get off me!
(Red & Rapper start laughing at Steve)
Rapper: Way to go shit head!
Fifi: (eats cookies) part of a balanced pillow
(Red & Rapper spot bright light in the back of the bar)
Red: pretty light.
(The Bartender pushes a machine out preparing to push it out the bar until Rapper stops him)
Rapper: Just what you doing with that bro?
Bartender: This time machine has to go. I should have never bought it from that brown guy.
Red: how about we take it off your hands bar keep?
Bartender: (thinks) Fine. But that'll cost you $50.
Rapper: (pays him money) Thanks now fuck off.
Bartender: But whatever you do, don't go to the past and-
Rapper: Too late! (travels to the past with Red)
Red: (sings) going to the past oh yeah!
Fifi: HEY! look at that kid! (runs up and starts hugging Rapper)
Rapper: Oh god It's Fifi as a kid.
Fifi: Ginger dad man!
(Red starts laughing at Rapper)
Rapper: Cut it out! I'm not your ginger dad!
Fifi: Oreo papa!
(red laughs even more)
Rapper: SHUT UP!!!
Fifi: Waffer cookie daddy!
Red: (laughs hard) i can't breathe!
(Rapper throws a cookie near the school and Fifi chases after it, right at that moment Rapper uses the time machine with Red and transports further forward to a high school)
Red: aw man. I should have recorded that.
(a teenage Fifi skips out the high school)
Fifi: ANIMAL COOKIE MAN! (jumps on Rappers back)
Rapper: GOD DAMN IT!!!
(Rapper tries to get Fifi off his back but ends up taking him, Red & Fifi back to the present where the present Fifi still eats her cookies.)
Teen Fifi: MY COOKIE!
Fifi: My cookie!
(both fifi's fight for the cookies)
Rapper: Damn I'd love to see a Fifi fight
Red: (laughs more) Good thing I got that on camera.
young Fifi: (climbs on Red) HI CRAZY MAN!!!
Red: AUGH!!! What the fuck?!
Rapper: Aah! How did the young Fifi get here!
Young Fifi: I ate a hippo and made a wish to hide in your underwear!
Rapper: Great! THREE FIFIS!!! Wolf is going to kill me!
Young Fifi: who's Wolfy?
Fifi: He's our Taco!
All Fifis: WE HAVE A TACO!
(Fifi runs off to find Wolf while the other two follow)
Red: Wolf is gonna torture you for life.
(shows Wolf walking down the street)
Wolf: Why do I have the sudden urge to torture Rapper for life?
(all three Fifis jump out of nowhere and onto Wolf)
Wolf: WHAT! THE!! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Young Fifi: I think I like Wolfy!
Teen Fifi: I love Wolfy!
Fifi: Wolfy is my taco Forever!