|Dick Figures: Fanons Unite - Trailer|
|Written by||YoshiRocker13, Alpha-Lonewolf, Mdkid663, CookieEyes.|
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The World's End - Final Trailer
Here is the full-length trailer to Dick Figures: Fanons Unite. Join the fanons on their big adventure to save the world from Saigron and the villians from destroying the city.
(shows the logos for DF Fanon, Mondo Media, & Six Point Harness. It then shows scenes from Fanon School)
Rapper: (angry) Why would you tell the principal on me!? I thought you were my friend!
Bruce: I am but you've been bullying me too and I just hate it!
Steve: Hmm. Are you new here?
Holly: No. I came here last year.
Steve: (blushes) Wow. Interesting.
(Then cuts to the present day. Red & Wolf are lying on the floor drunk.)
Wolf: Hey, hey Red guess what?
Wolf: (Speaks in a hush tone) The ceiling is staring at me...and it has lovely eyes.
Red: So beautiful...
(Cuts to the city burning with flames as people run from the fire.)
Dark Doom: I WILL BURN THIS WHOLE WORLD DOWN!!!
(Cuts to Holly slapping Steve)
Holly: YOUR SUCH A JERK! Why would you leave me at a time like this!?
Steve: But I'm sorry!
Spark: No! Why!?
Rapper: SHE COULD BE IN DANGER!
Midnight Blaze: Yo! What’s up with you?
Spark: (to Shock) Hey! Asshole!
Shock: DON'T TALK SHIT! (shoots lightning bolt at Spark)
(A scream is heard off-screen.)
Midnight Blaze: (gasps in shock and concern) Kari-chan! (runs off)
Dark Doom: (to Wednesday) Another move babe, and this one will die.
Lord Tourettes: (crying) Help me!
Ryle: (to Dark Doom) Hey! Fuckface!
Dark Doom: (uses left arm and poisons Ryle) You underestimate me!
(Wednesday hesitates and just stands still. Darla then teleports behind LT and teleports somewhere else with him.)
Ryle: (growls) (punches Dark Doom while being poisoned)
Let: I will turn you to the dark side Vio and you will be my apprentice!
Vio: I'll never join you Let!
Let: You would if you knew who I was.
Vio: (shocked) What do you mean?
(Shows Blue hugging Pink & Blink in fear.)
Blue: I won't lose you! (a nuke heads straight for them)
(It shows a dark figure sitting on top of a building. As the smoke clears, Saigron is revealed.)
Saigron: All of creation will crumble in my darkness and fear me.
(All characters look up in fear.)
Red: We're fucked.
Wednesday & Darla: You said it.
DICK FIGURES: FANONS UNITE
JULY 16TH, 2014.
(Scene fades to black as Saigron's laugh is heard.)