Bill Cosby is a character who appeared in a lost episode of Dick Figures.

About Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby is a human. He's African-American. He may look like your average human, but you better not make him mad or else he'll shoot lasers from his eyes. These lasers can reach a temperature hotter than the sun. So don't fuck with Bill.

Theme music

4'33" by John Cage

4'33" by John Cage


  • Because of him, 4'33" was almost renamed to "The Ballad of Bill Cosby."
  • He was also a competitor on Inanimate Insanity, but got eliminated in -9th episode. Don't believe me? Ask his homeboy MePhone4.
  • He may, or may not also have a history of rape. So just stay the fuck away from him.



Bill Cosby and his friends.

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