Babysitting Fail | |
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Written by | Steffanyane |
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Transcript[]
Jesse is calling Blue on the phone
Jesse: Hey Blue.
Blue: Hey. What's up?
Jesse: Can you and Red come over here and babysit my siblings? I have errands to do.
Blue: No thanks. Umm... kind of busy...
Jesse: How desperate are you for money?
<silence>
Blue: We'll be there.
Jesse hung up the phone
Blue: (to Red) Hey, wanna go to Jesse's?
Red: What? That bitch? No way!
Blue: Hey. She's my friend. And you still owe me rent.
Red: Why don't you take the money we got from Sal Sagev?
Blue: You wasted it all in Las Vegas remember?
Red: Oh yeah... Well here's ten dollars.
Gives Blue the dollar
Blue: Okay... Well, we're still going.
Back in Jesse's house, there was a knock and Jesse answered the door.
Jesse: Hey, Blue. thanks for accepting my invite.
Red: Yeah! (charges into the house)
Jesse: So anyway, these are Jo and Roy.
Jo and Roy: Hey.
Jesse: Red, you babysit them. You have to pay your rent.
Red: Sweet. More kids.
Jesse looks suspiciously at Red.
Jesse: Blue, you can do whatever you want here.
Blue: Cool.
Red: What? Why can he do anything?
Jesse: Well he doesn't owe anything. Gotta go. Bye.
Slams door shut.
2 HOURS LATER
Jesse opens the door.
Jesse: I'm home! Got the new game. Hey Blue. What happened here?
Blue: (Playing with XCUBE 5000) Red and the kids were quiet the whole time.
Jesse: That doesn't sound like Red...
Gunshot sound
Jesse: What was that?
Jesse runs to the room. Sees Jo and Roy with guns shooting a target and missing.
Jesse: Red? What the hell did you just let them do?
Red: What? Use guns? You do it too.
Jesse: Yeah... And you let kids do it.
Jo: What's the problem?
Roy: We didn't hit anybody!
Jesse: You might have and you know what happens?
Jo and Roy: No...
Jesse: This.
Jesse shoots Red in the arm
Red: Hey, What the fuck!?
Jesse: That's what happens.
Red and Jesse came out of the room
Blue:(Still playing the game) So what happened?
Jesse: Remember what happened in Camp Redwood?
Blue: Yeah?
Jesse: Well he used some guns again.
Blue: Get used to it.
Jesse: Yeah. Whatever. Anyway, here's 200 bucks. (gives money to Blue)
Red: Hey, what do I get?
Jesse: Here's a copy of the new game.
Red: Sick.
Red started to leave and Blue follows him. Jesse closes the door.
Jo: They seemed to be nice...